I’ve been away from blogging because I’ve been on the road hunting set pieces and costumes for the one act play at school! I’m so tired “I could spit” as Ouiser says in Steel Magnolias.
Preacher, John, was the first to identify the play, The Glass Menagerie by Tennessee Williams in which Amanda said the line, “Where was Moses when the lights went out?” during a dinner party. Then, Grace also identified it!
Some days teaching makes me laugh out loud. Last Friday, one of the juniors presented me with a note. It was a ransom note for his favorite cap. It went something like this. “If you ever want your cap back, you will go into science class and tell the teacher that you love his hair style and that you want to wear yours just like his. Then, you will ask to go to the bathroom, and you will take money with you. While on your way to the restroom, you will sneak over to the chip machine and buy some chips, make that Fritos, and put them underneath the snack machine. When, the chips are there, they will then be replaced by your cap.”
The student wanted to know whose handwriting it might be. I didn’t know, but I was wishing that the writer would spend half that much effort writing his/her English essays.
A few minutes after the class got quiet and all were working diligently, the same student blurted out, “My cap’s been missing for three days!”
The whole class erupted into laughter.
Now, don’t ever try to tell this teacher that kids are not creative!